The Retard Intelligence Agency (RIA) is an "invite only" collective of professional chaos agents founded in December 2024 in Fort Ann, New York. Born from a shared hatred of boredom, we operate as a rogue humor division dedicated to executing high-signal pranks, projects, and unhinged creative operations. With zero oversight and maximum plausible deniability, the RIA exists to push boundaries, spread contagious laughter, and occasionally commit minor felonies in the name of comedy. If you have to ask what we do… you’re probably not cleared for it.